NASA has finally released a post-impact photo of the asteroid.

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My wife’s official cougar card

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That’s one way to get peoples attention

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PBR is selling long cases of 99 beers for $69

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the candy at my local target has the aisle label “packaged sugar”

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A little help

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My mom was making potpourri and I saw my opportunity…

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Hotel rules

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TSA stopped to inspect my silly old bear while a weed vape was in my backpack pocket

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New Sheriff in town

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